the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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