Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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