Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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