before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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