How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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