Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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