I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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