I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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