That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
A bitchslap is in order.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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