so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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