I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
