nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
