with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
