i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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