i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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