No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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