I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I am mentally ready for anal.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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