I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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