when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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