I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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