Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So squirting runs in the family.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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