I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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