I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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