you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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