hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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