You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
