Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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