check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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