Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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