there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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