He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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