I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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