you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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