I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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