i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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