People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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