what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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