Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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