Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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