Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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