girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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