What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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