i think my tv is drunk
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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