only if we run a train.
done.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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