I cockslap morals
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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