You surviving the open bar?
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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