For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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