It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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