so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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