Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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