Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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