so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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