okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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