Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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