Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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