STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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