these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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